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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
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When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
When you see a nice ass
"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story“they didn’t” the riveting sequel
DO YOU WANT TO GET PAID FOR PLAYING APPS
There’s this thing called feature points and basically what you do is you play apps and for each app, feature points gives you points and you can redeem the points into Amazon, iTunes gift cards or Paypal.
And every app that you download, you get 1 extra chance to win a xBox one
I don’t use amazon or iTunes so I got paypal instead, see!
HOW TO SIGN UP
To sign up go to featurepoints.com on your iphone/andriod phone to start with 0 points, or use this link featu.re/ZSZY2M to get 50 bonus points when you sign up
OR use the referral code ZSZY2M to get 50 bonus points if you dont use the link above
++ If you did this, please like this post so I can check out your blog!
and if you have any questions, feel free to check the faq or inbox me!
omg I just made $5 at lunch from downloading apps wtf
Just bought Beyonce’s new album with the iTunes card I got from this. Fucking love you Daniel :D
this is probably the best thing i joined since tumblr. Thank you so much.
I never knew I could make money for doing what I regularly do, this is genius!
I just bought the Naked 3 make up thing with the money i made from this so, no it’s not a scam, yes it will make you money, just give it a try :D
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i want to release one pop song so catchy that it lives on forever and then i can retire into obscurity at age eighteen and have my shower refitted so instead of water it pelts out wads of cold hard cash
I would prefer warm soft cash, that seems more pleasant to me…
So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.
this is still my favourite thing on the internet
I still love this
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